n.: 1. Someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. 2. A man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.
a man that steals your hat and coat, and then explains it so well that you give him your watch and chain
a man who always
a man who can convince his wife she looks terrible in diamonds
a man who can convince his wife that a fur coat will make her look fat
a man who can make his wife believe she would look fat in a mink coat
a man who can tell you to go to hell and make the trip sound pleasurable
a man who remembers a lady's birthday but forgets her age
a man who says you have an open mind, instead of telling you that you have a hole in the head
a man who thinks twice before he says nothing"
a person that's being run out of town, but makes it look like he's leading a parade
a person who can tell you to go to Hell in such a nice way that you actually look forward to the trip
a person who can think twice - before he says nothing