Absorbent Absorptionsmittel

a follower of YAP, or an adherent to the ways of YAP. The phrase "absorbant" is used to suggest that the student is "soaking up" the wisdom that comes from YAP. Also, it's a lot like "absorbent," which is one of the three primary attributes of SpongeBob.

Attaches to other substances and eitheir neutralizes or renders harmless.