As Much as the Next Girl. A reference to Adam Cadre's game I-0, which contained the phrase "Though you spend as much time splittin' the kitten as the next girl, this may not be the right moment." This got transmuted in the ifMUD consciousness to "You enjoy splittin' the kitten as much as the next girl, but now really isn't the time." Used when someone's making a cheap double-entendre for any kind of sexual activity. For instance, one of the default olounges is: foobar likes to 'enter the lounge' AMATNG.