This maneuver is intended to teach fledgling hookers to swallow what we give them. If after a sensational round of knob-slobbing, the slut deposits your wealth elsewhere than her stomach, quickly take your knee to her jaw. Your new lucky number is equal to the amount of teeth you knock out. Confucius would be proud.

A tasty Chinese-American wafer cookie with a piece of paper inside with a "fortune" written on it. Fortune means " a prediction of destiny or fate." These cookies are usually used in Chinese-American restaurants after the meal is completed, and the cookie must be broken open to get the fortune. Fortune Cookies are not known in the Chinese food culture, and it wasn't until the 1990s that the fortune cookies actually arrived in China. They were advertised as "Genuine American Fortune Cookies." History: For the history of Fortune Cookies, check out Linda Stradley's History of Cookies.

thin folded wafer containing a maxim on a slip of paper

An inane/witty/profund comment that can be found around the net.

After nailing a chick on a one-night job, lodge the condom in her pussy for the next guy to find. - Brett M., Massachusetts