One of the Creator's lamentable mistakes, repented in sashcloth and axes. Being instated as an archangel, Satan made himself multifariously objectionable and was finally expelled from Heaven. Halfway in his descent he paused, bent his head in thought a moment and at last went back. "There is one favor that I should like to ask," said he. "Name it." "Man, I understand, is about to be created. He will need laws." "What, wretch! you his appointed adversary, charged from the dawn of eternity with hatred of his soul -- you ask for the right to make his laws?" "Pardon; what I have to ask is that he be permitted to make them himself." It was so ordered.
The grand adversary of man; the Devil, or Prince of darkness; the chief of the fallen angels; the archfiend.
The Devil. Prince of Darkness. Mephistopheles. Lucifer. That guy who rules over H E double hockey sticks. Once the right hand of God, he got uppity, started a war, and got cast out of heaven. He went on to have a long and illustrious career of being blamed for the bad things that people do, inscribing the number 666 on all of his possessions, and being portrayed in film and television by a wide array of actors such as Al Pacino, John Glover, and...Elizabeth Hurley. Well, can't win them all. At any rate, Veronica and Maureen add fathering Dick Casablancas out of wedlock to Beelzebub's long list of sins in 2.18 "I Am God." and Weevil is proud to have met him halfway by owning locker 333 in 2.19 "Nevermind the Buttocks" All bios: 2.19 2.18